Revealed (!) : Ottawa Senators Top Secret Player Questionnaire
4 Comments Published by Dany Heatley Speedwagon on Wednesday, February 16, 2011 at 5:01 PM.
In case you haven't noticed the Senators have been active leading up to the trade deadline.
Mike Fisher... gone.
Chris Kelly... gone.
Under the directive of the Euge, the Senators are finally ready for a rebuild. (and only 3 seasons late!) They're looking to deal anything and everything in an effort to stock the cupboards with picks and prospects.
As part of that process the Senators issued a questionnaire to their players in order to better asses their assets and accommodate outgoing players wishes where possible. We here at Scarlett Ice have obtained a copy of that questionnaire through our top secret sources deep within the Senators organization. (or stolen the idea for this from Down Goes Brown )
Question 1
Are you Swedish?
( ) yes ( ) no
If yes, you are now finished the questionnaire.
Question 2
Do you remember the 2007 Stanley Cup run?
( ) yes ( ) no
If yes, please start cleaning out your locker.
Question 3
If yes, please start cleaning out your locker.
Question 3
Do you have a no trade clause or a partial no movement clause?
( ) yes ( ) no
If yes, will you waive it if asked to do so?
( ) yes ( ) yes
Question 4
In the event we are able to work out a trade do you have a preference of which NHL city you'd like to play in?
( ) yes ( ) no
If no, even Edmonton?
Question 5
If no, even Edmonton?
Question 5
Has your wife submitted to you a list of cities where she is willing to relocate?
( ) yes ( ) no
Question 6
Were you a first overall pick?
( ) yes ( ) no
If yes, when you go home tonight please tell Mrs. Phillips she should start packing and put the house on the market.
Question 7
If yes, when you go home tonight please tell Mrs. Phillips she should start packing and put the house on the market.
Question 7
Are you Russian?
( ) yes ( ) no
If yes, Почему вы думаете, мы платим вам все, что деньги?
Question 8
Did you get a paper cut at any point while taking this questionnaire and have to be placed on the injured reserve?
( ) yes ( ) no
If yes, don't worry Pascal, you have no trade value.
Question 9
In the event you're not moved prior to the deadline and your contract expires in the off season would you be open to returning to the team in a leadership role during a rebuild?
( ) yes ( ) no
If yes, you understand this time it's an actual rebuild and we aren't just changing goalies and coaches again right?
Awesome. This sums up the rebuild just about perfectly.
better translation for "why do you think we're paying you all that money" - Как вы считаете, за что мы вам платим столько денег?
Do the Hockeenight puckcast man. Talk about the sens moves and the leafs. It'll be fun!
Nice servey. It was too good idea to know about this article. Thanks for your time.